Well I survived the vacation…barely. To summarize my experience I have chosen to write this informative Q&A guide. Enjoy.
Q: What was your vacation destination?
Q: Why did you choose that location?
A: Because I am
cheap thrifty. Because the weather is nice. Because the drive is only 500 miles round-trip.
Q: Where is the switch to turn on the sink disposal in a Green Valley Spa and Resort condominium?
A: In the appliance garage behind the coffee maker. Duh!
Q: Where can I get the best ice cream in St. George?
A: Blue Bunny
Q: In what year was the microwave oven introduced?
A: 1967. There’s an original model on display in unit 1634 at the Green Valley Spa and Resort.
Q: What activities did you enjoy while on vacation?
A: Swimming, eating, shopping, hiking, ice creaming (YES, “ice creaming” is an activity), sight-seeing (site-seeing?), sleeping, Phase 10.
Q: Did you take any pictures?
Q: How much money did you spend?
A: More than $200…less than $8,000.
Q: Did you see any hot chicks at the pool?
Q: Dude…get a tan!
A: That’s not a question.